Let's get to it.  Get the beat

This is my party and I don't want it crashed

You know what kind of party I want?

My dream party, my party

I want my party in a music hall

I want decorations, lighting, like candle light

I want a disco ball and a dancefloor

I'm going to have a lot of dancers down there

I would like to have a big party

Yeah, a big party...

P-A-R-T-Y!

You're going to want to come to my party,

'cause it's going to be hot! hot! hot!

breakdancing, singers, dancers, dietary drinks

like dietary sodas or something

It's not going to go all night

(but) totally after med time

give me a "P!"

and an "A!"

how about an "R?"

yeah, I need a cup of "T!"

Why not?

At my party, you come as you are,

but not however you want to dress

At least have a shirt or tie

no birthday suits

no police or anything involved

Oh yeah, live music! Every kind of music!

My brother Jason is going to be on drums

Todd's going to do all the lyrics, and everything

performing live, with his own stuff

with me as the background (singer)

Amy, Sally, Colin, Angela Vickers, Karen Crooner, 

Vicki, Zack, Carrie, Amy, celebrites: definitely Walt Disney,

Mohammed Ali, like Michael Jackson, Dick Cheney,

maybe my Mom and some of her friends down at the old folks home,

Yeah, LeBron James and Coach K, no police or anything involved

(tiny motorcycles?) Nope, no cycles (golfballs?) No golfballs!

(porcupines?) No porcupines, either, No Harry Potter, no birthday suits

no teasers